Okay, I recently heard something that just about blew my mind and I'm wondering if I'm just a moron or if this is really as ridiculous as I thought it was. This is an immature and inappropriate post, so don't get mad at me if you keep reading. You've been warned.
I have no idea how the conversation came up, but a friend at work was talking about how he had just gone to go "syphon the python," if you know what I mean. For some reason, somebody else had asked him a question about his method of "shaking the dew off his lilly," if you catch my drift. So it came about that he uses pieces of toilet paper to "dab his nab," so to speak.
Now, I know this is a common method for women, but for men? Come on! We're famous for shaking it "like a Polaroid picture," if you will. Seriously, is that not ridiculous, or am I missing out on some miraculous cure for the dribbles?
I couldn't help but be reminded of a similar conversation I've already had: