Monday, April 16, 2007

The Faggot Family Launches National Faggot Week

Yeah, you heard me. The Faggot Family.

The problem with trying to write something funny about this news story is that nothing can possibly make it funnier. The only thing that makes this even better is that the "Faggot Family" actually has the real last name of Doody. I'll just let you read the rest of the article. You can't possibly make it funnier. Here are a few questionable quotes from the BBC news story:

"It's unfair because faggots were a British delicacy long before any of the others."

The competition was organised by faggot producer Mr Brain's Faggots.

Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages.

"The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."


Original story:
Family of faggot fans fly the flag

(Thanks of course to Chuck for pointing me to this article)

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