Three (Non-Political) Signs the United States Has Declined Beyond Recovery

I'm proud to be an American. And then, sometimes not.

1) Doga. We're in a recession, yet still have time and money for this garbage? Sigh...



2) Justin Bieber. He is one of the most popular artists alive right now. And his new hit features Ludacris. In case you missed it, that's irony right there.



3) Scarface School Play. And then there's this. Of all the hundreds of classics you could teach your children.... I just have no words. See for yourself.