Okay, I recently heard something that just about blew my mind and I'm wondering if I'm just a moron or if this is really as ridiculous as I thought it was. This is an immature and inappropriate post, so don't get mad at me if you keep reading. You've been warned.
I have no idea how the conversation came up, but a friend at work was talking about how he had just gone to go "syphon the python," if you know what I mean. For some reason, somebody else had asked him a question about his method of "shaking the dew off his lilly," if you catch my drift. So it came about that he uses pieces of toilet paper to "dab his nab," so to speak.
Now, I know this is a common method for women, but for men? Come on! We're famous for shaking it "like a Polaroid picture," if you will. Seriously, is that not ridiculous, or am I missing out on some miraculous cure for the dribbles?
I couldn't help but be reminded of a similar conversation I've already had:
Wiped Out
6 comments:
That was quite possibly the best attempt at "getting your point across" that I have ever seen. Thanks for the laugh, Arthur....and yes, I'd say that your friend has issues :). Later
Thanks Steve. I knew he was messed up!
The friend that dabs his knob, is he also the one that tries to wipe from between his legs?
Jason- Amazingly, no he's not. It would almost make sense if he were.
that's gross honey!
clara
Well, just a shot in the dark here but maybe hes a dabber because he isn't sure that he "dried all the dew off the daisy" and is afraid of pee-pee trails. Other than that, I dunno.
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